Tuesday 27 October 2009

Sing a song of weekends...

the internet gone awry,
four and twenty stern strokes,
though I didn't cry.

Enough bad poetry I think. Due to the incompetence of O2 we have been internetless at home for the last week and a bit, which has led to a bit of a hiatus in posting. This is a great shame as I've been rather busy on the play front - a visit to the boy interest (who has abandoned me to study down South temporarily - booo!), various extremely hot scenes with friends not to mention kinky clubbing fun.

However I am well aware that the burning question for many will be the true identity of Mr Brown. During my weekend visit much debate over this ensued which ended in my conducting a straw poll via text of several friends asking

'A survey - do we think Mr Brown most resembles a) a fluffy bunny b) a cuddly koala or c) a cute guinea pig?!'

Surprisingly the majority voted for guinea pig! I was however rather charmed by Jessica's response, which concurred with me that he is really a fluffy bunny but painted a delightful picture of him hopping around the staffroom for Miss Cavendish in his ears and yellow shorts (I will not divulge the rest of the text - I do have some mild sense of preservation but it did involve a carrot!). Unfortunately the majority have spoken - Mr Brown is really a cute guinea pig. Possibly except for when he's whacking me for *actually* surveying my friends on this delicate question - then he is neither cute nor guinea pig like but really rather scary...not to scary as to dampen my spirits for long though - when he accidentally added 'hamster' to the list of choices I had given people I was still very tempted to re-poll including the option of d) happy hamster but did have to think about my phone bill. Ahem.

More about the other shenanigans to follow...

7 comments:

Mr Brown said...

Naughty, very naughty.

I'm tempted to make a 500 mile round trip just to make sure my displeasure is felt.

Rebecca said...

Me...naughty...never...

But I was very discreet about the carrot darling! Besides I might quite like to feel your displeasure ;-)

Scarlett De Winter said...

You might have been discrete with regards to the carrot on the blogesphere but you painted a very vivid picture to me in person...

The yellow shorts still make me giggle.

EmmaJane said...

Well as long as Mr Brown took out his wrath on the survey on you sweetie and not all of us who voted ;-)

(giggling helplessly in front of nillas I might add!)

And yes I'm with Scarlett on the carrot, the word alone uttered by one kinky girl to so many more was enough in itself..!

Eliane said...

Exactly, I would like to say that I only voted under duress. Yes, absolutely! Duress indeed.

Glad you got the thrashing you so richly deserved!

Jessica said...

Ooo, am so tempted to tell all on the carrot, but Mr Brown does actually know where I live!

Yellow shorts were cute. Especially when he was facing away ;-)

Indy said...

I'm so glad all this makes sense to somebody! And EJ, get off your phone!