I've just returned from a rather lovely day at a spa so am feeling all floaty and lovely. They had some rather interesting treatments which included a Japanese Salt Steam room which was supposed to be particularly good for boosting the respiratory system, a tropical shower to improve circulation, an ice fountain which was apparently good for your skin (I was not convinced) and an Indian Blossom Steam Room which was supposed to deeply relax and soothe your nerves. Not to mention the rather bizarre Zen meditation room for relaxation which featured water dropping off the ceiling or the Greek Herbal Bath which didn't involve water!
This got me thinking about other treatments they might offer - what about
A sound caning to increase focus
A firm over the knee spanking in aid of posterior circulation
A nice tight hogtie to increase flexibility
A gently birching to bring colour to your cheeks
Hot waxplay to moisturise the skin
What do you think folks? Is there market mileage in the spankos spa?