Sunday 13 December 2009

Rude 12 Days of Christmas

I have just come back from the Christmas party for a charity show I play in the band for each year. A rude version of the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' is traditional with the group dividing into 6 groups and taking two days of Christmas each. Our group came up with 'Two pierced nipples' and 'Ten prince alberts' but classics included 'A blow job down an alley' and 'Eight anal beads'...All rather shocking in our local pub who tolerate us because for four glorious months we're regulars after every rehearsal...and we can certainly drink! Am now thinking that a kinky version should be invented forthwith...

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me..a tawsing with a Lochgelly?

Anyone care to add to it?

8 comments:

Scarlett De Winter said...

Five Gold (clit) rings?

EmmaJane said...

Scarlett do try to go in order!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a spanking over his knee
and a tawsing with a lochgelly

Master Retep said...

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three french kisses,
a spanking over his knee,
and a tawsing with a Lochgelly.

Paul said...

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to four butt plugs,
three French kisses,
a spanking over his knee,
and a tawsing with a Lochgelly.

Master Retep said...

This space reserved for Scarlett (see above).

EmmaJane said...

So now we have:

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
5 golden clit rings
4 butt plugs,
3 French kisses,
2 spankings over his knee and
a tawsing with a lochgelly

Sami said...

Hmmm I reckon just clit rings rather than golden clit rings...that glorious shouting would be far too complicated with more syllables!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me

6 subs a flaying
5 clit rings
4 butt plugs,
3 French kisses,
2 spankings over his knee and
a tawsing with a lochgelly

sixofthebest said...

Twelve spanking implement you would feel on your bare bottom, after the 12 days of Christmas was over. Such as my hand, paddle, hairbrush, birch, cane, whip, etc, etc, etc.