Thursday, 25 June 2009

Life can be tough on bottoms....

Or so a toilet paper advertisement proclaimed yesterday, sending me and one of my flatmates into complete stitches. We'd just been talking about playing and thought it was very forward thinking of the manufacturer to be so public about things. After all, life can be tough on bottoms - soreness, bruises, stripes, humiliation, having to explain about the awful fall you had when someone spots your marks in the gym changing room...it's a hard life!

That hasn't been the only startle this week. A very fit work colleague bought whips up twice in one day - once threatening to whip me with a laptop cable if I didn't get his report done quickly enough, and later suggesting I might whip delegates at a training event I'm running if they aren't on time. I laughed innocently - I'm not sure purring and saying yes please would constitute 'professional behaviour'...The question boys and girls is do we think he's kinky? And if he is what are the odds of me running into him when out clubbing? And if that happened should I let him spank me?

5 comments:

Faye said...

Ooh, your colleague sounds *nice*.

At my work, some old man threatened to 'birch' the printer because it wasn't working properly... that wasn't particularly exciting though!

Jessica said...

Yes he is kinky, but no don't let him spank you. Don't crap on your own doorstep...

Paul said...

Rebecca, I agree with Jessica, no matter how exciting it may seem, keep your private life private.
Disasters can happen otherwise.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.

Angie said...

hmm,
yes, probably kinky

no, probably won't run into him, far more people think it then do it, especially in public

and, if you like him and he's not a jerk at work, go for it!

Rebecca said...

Sigh today he threatened to spank me if I drove on an upcoming business trip (unlikely as I have no licence)...and told me I was a naughty girl. But no, shall not go there...just admire from the next desk along...