Friday 31 July 2009

Ouch...

I must not buy stupid presents...
I must not buy stupid presents...
I must not buy stupid presents...

Because if you buy a top hitty things, the odds are that you will get hit with them at some point.

The boy interest is fan of the hand of doom, as he rather smugly said "It has a good weight to it but is easy to control." He started off giving me ten strokes but the situation rapidly deteriorated to him holding me down and hitting me continuously with it, which resulted in lots of wriggling and yelping. The wriggling and yelping wasn't very effective but the eventually collapsing onto my tummy and asking him nicely to stop was.

It is actually a surprisingly effective implement as it's made of a very heavy wood but is short enough and small enough to be easy to control - which appears to equate to hitting Rebecca lots.

Still, you can judge the damage for yourself :)

5 comments:

Eliane said...

Ouch, ouch! Dense can be very ouchy. Glad the boy interest managed to get some good whacks in though!

EmmaJane said...

Hee, hee your bottom is almost the same colour as your knickers. Pretty!!!

Jessica said...

Hmmm, boy interest is obviously good with his hands :-)

Paul said...

Rebecca, I agree with EmmaJane, your boy interest stopped a little early, your bottom would have been even more interesting had it really matched your panties.
Great picture.
Warm hugs,
Paul.

Scunge said...

Back Scratchers as well as ANY type of plastic ARE EVIL!